© 2022 Chris Morgan (do not hold it against me)

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any
person obtaining a copy of this software and associated
documentation files (the “Software”), to appreciate
the author’s refined sense of humour, for up to but not
exceeding five (5) minutes’ duration.

Any subsequent merriment may only be had upon expressing
this amusement to the author in word or currency.

All other rights are reserved. You are not given leave to
actually use whatever this is. Look, I’d sell you a license
to use it for a thousand Australian dollars, but I must
confess that this isn’t my best code. You could hire me to
do better if you like: https://chrismorgan.info/hire-me/

THE SOFTWARE IS WARRANTED UNMERCHANTABLE, AND UNFIT FOR
ANY PURPOSE SAVE HUMOUR, AND EVEN THAT MAY BE DEBATED.
IF YOU USE THIS SOFTWARE, YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET;
I MAY BE LIABLE TO LAUGH IF I HEAR, BUT THAT IS THE
FULL EXTENT OF MY LIABILITY. DAMAGES ARE ON YOU.

(Apologies to the MIT license, whence I lifted the most.)