5 Like a breath of fresh air wafting down from above,
6 Bringing enlightenment to the masses,
7 This is the initial release,
10 (See also KNOWN_ISSUES.md.)
14 Just because something is a joke doesn’t mean it shouldn’t get a changelog.
15 Think of the poor code’s feelings!
16 “Woe is me,” it might otherwise say:
17 “for I was created by one so cruel that he set me
18 adrift in this world not knowing my heritage!”